when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
liripot: you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and...
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever ...
anthonymichaelrojas: i express my feelings through other peoples text posts
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
cytoplast: i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
Anonymous asked: Helna sounds similar to helga did you hit the wrong key when you were typing it