August 2012
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
friend: hey can i use your computer
me:
friend: why do you look so scared
pockytardis:
HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND...
shavingryansprivates:
there’s probably at least one person from your school that follows you and won’t ever say a word about it but they know
me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
verythirsty:
wow i look so pretty if you kind of squint your eyes or maybe close them all the way
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sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
teacher: have a nice weekend
me: dont tell me what to do
